谁能给我讲个最不搞笑的笑话

2025-04-07 04:30:37
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回答1:

有一司机,因常在外奔波,遂养鹦鹉一只,聊以解除旅途疲惫
  鹦鹉也不辜负主人厚望,学舌甚快
  一日长途途中,车厢中载有母鸡,将鹦鹉置于群鸡之间。
  时值深夜,甚觉无聊,突然眼前一亮
  一美女招手搭车,大喜,遂载之
  且行且瞅,甚是高兴,不免生了邪念。
  想想荒郊野外,美女岂敢不从,大胆开口:“美女,亲一下行不行”
  女甚刚烈,曰“不行”。司机又道:“摸一下行不行”,女亦曰“不行”
  司机一怒,道,:“不行,下去”
  于是将美女撵将下去。继续前行,不久,良心和色心尚存,悔之不已
  倒转回来,再邀美女,美女应之。
  司机窃喜,心道:念及我的一片好心,我事可成也!
  行不久,心痒痒不已,停车问美女:“美女,亲一下行不行”
  女拒之,曰:“不行”又问:“摸一下行不行”,女奋而答之“不行”
  司机甚怒,道:“不行,下去”又撵将下去
  如此反反复复,司机终未得逞
  眼看终点将至,司机想,再不行,就没有机会了
  又问美女,“美女,亲一下行不行”,女依然:“不行”
  “那摸一下行不行”,女还是“不行”,司机甚怒,说道“不行,下去”撵之,不复管之。
  及至终点,oh,my
god,一车的鸡怎么都不见了
  正纳闷时,突见鹦鹉抓着最后一只母鸡,问道:“美女,亲一下行不行”
  母鸡摇头。鹦鹉又道:“那摸一下行不行?”,母鸡亦摇头
  鹦鹉回道:“不行,下去”,将母鸡扔将下车。
  司机无奈,将鹦鹉也撵将下去。

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